Test Your Food Haiku

You want to look away, but you can’t, right?  It makes you grimace, but you have to count the syllables.

First line – five.  Second line – seven.  Third line – five.

And now you’re thinking, “I can do better than that, I know I can.”  You don’t want to write the words, but you can’t help yourself.  Give in to the Dark Side.  Give us your Food Haiku!

 
Pastrami and swiss
Atop a thin crust of rye
Our pizza awaits
          – Nate

Meatloaf, it smells great
You can’t cut it in a slice
Eat it anyway.
          – Cathy

We trust in others
To satisfy our hunger.
The hot dogs are done.
          – Nate

Meals on vacation
Curious what they may be
Relax and enjoy

          – Cathy

 

Make Angel food cake
Your wife loves it on birthdays
So light and tasty!

          – Cathy

 

Dry pretzels drop salt

In the cuff of his new pants.

Lunch at work bites hard.

          – Nate

Father’s Day is done
Time for a new recipe
Haiku hurts my brain!
          – sister2u 

Words, well-done, appear
Sating the hunger for wit;
Excellence abounds!
          – Nate

Others cook today
Savory Thoughts you relax
Happy Father’s Day!
          -sister2u

Garlic permeates,
Welcoming him home from work;
Dinner is waiting.
          -Nate